Iron Off The Tee (Listen on Spotify) is a country-golf classic that tips its hat to every player who’s ever swallowed their pride and left the driver in the bag. Where ToP iT raged with grime-fuelled fury and hacker heartbreak, Iron Off The Tee slows things down with twangy strumming and a wink of self-awareness. It’s a tongue-in-cheek anthem for the cautious, the pragmatic, and the quietly consistent.
Some songs are made for eagles.
This one’s made for laying up — and living with it.
With its laid-back vibe and a chorus that’s half confession, half declaration, Iron Off The Tee stands tall in the face of macho mulligans and sliced bombs. It’s not about power — it’s about peace of mind.
So call it cowardice. Call it smart. Either way, this track’s going straight down the middle — just like that trusty 5-iron.
Lyrics – Iron Off The Tee by Ledge Golf
The boys are all laughing, calling me by name,
But I know my game, and I feel no shame.
I watch their balls slice, landing far and wide,
While my little iron shot rolls straight with pride.
I’m just a pussy ass bitch with my iron off the tee,
Playing it safe, that’s the golfer in me.
I ain’t out for glory, just trying to stay free,
From the bunkers and the hazards, just let me be.
I’m just a pussy ass bitch with my iron off the tee,
Playing it safe, that’s the golfer in me.
I ain’t out for glory, just trying to stay free,
From the bunkers and the hazards, just let me be.
Fan feedback
Country heat meets course wisdom. This one gets me – @cartpathcowboy
Driver? Never met her – @fairwayfinda
Laughing my ass off — and also lowkey inspired – @no3puttsjustvibes
