King of the 3 Putt (Listen on Spotify) is a feral blend of pop rap and pop punk that explodes with the energy of a short-tempered 18th green meltdown. Where Top It grinds in grime and Iron Off The Tee moseys through country calm, this track goes full tilt—screaming, cussing, and laughing straight through every missed putt.
Some songs are made for champions.
This one’s made for chucking your putter into a lake.
It’s the soundtrack of knee-trembling birdie attempts that spiral into double bogeys. The raw panic of a four-footer. The existential crisis of your brand new LAB putter doing nothing to help. It’s sweaty, unfiltered, and painfully relatable.
If you’ve ever said “one-putt for par” and walked away with a snowman on the card, this song was written for (and about) you.
Lyrics – King of the 3 Putt by Ledge Golf
1 putt, 2 putt, 3 putt, 4.
Knees are shaking over the ball.
How do I get this thing in the hole?!
Goddamn motherfucker, can’t putt at all.
I’m like Scotty from the tee box, the fairway I don’t miss.
But hand me a putter and my game goes to shit.
It spins around the hole, I hate when it lips.
Tried lining up my ball, it can SUCK MY DICK.
I can’t read the greens, at best it’s a guess.
I upgraded my putter, this LAB is a mess.
I need a MIN WOO lesson, I love Asian shit.
I can’t read Chinese but it’s gotta be easier than this!
I can’t putt for shit
I can’t putt for shit
I can’t putt for shit
Keep on laughin’ it up, I’m the king of the 3 putt.
1 putt, 2 putt, 3 putt, 4.
My knees are shaking over the ball.
How fuck do I get this thing in the hole?!
Goddamn motherfucker, can’t putt at all.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
I’m the king of the 3 putt.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
I’m the king of the 3 putt.
I’m putting for a birdie, then I’m scrambling for 6.
Sometimes I putt it off the green, fuck me I’m dogshit.
Looking to make a deal but my friends won’t fall for that.
Could be time to give my wife the broomstick back.
My putting’s dogshit, I can’t putt for shit.
Keep on laughin’ it up’, I’m the king of the 3 putt.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
I’m the king of the 3 putt.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
I’m the king of the 3 putt.
Fan Feedback
This one’s got big ‘break your putter over your knee’ energy – @doublebogeyboys
Pop-punk rage + golf shame = masterpiece – @fairwayfreakout
Blasted this in the cart and three-putted the next hole. No notes – @greensidegrinder